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"NAME YOUR NEMESIS DAY - LIPSTICK"

I’ve had my share of bad lipsticks in my day, and no matter how hard you try and what makeup you apply on the rest of your face to try to balance out the look, there are just some shades that make us look B-A-D.

So I wanted to shake it up a little and start a series of mini-polls to find out what items YOU dislike or can’t seem to wear well even though they seem to work fine on other people. Since this is sort of turning into a “lipstick week” for me, I’m starting with that!

My lipstick nemesis is… Lime Crime’s Cosmopop.

This is one of the prettiest lipcolors I’ve ever seen and porcelain-skinned babes look fantastic in it. On my yellow-based medium-fair NC25 Asian skin however, it brought out all sorts of undertones I never knew (and never wanted to know) I had.

If you’ve never seen how someone who is so many shades lighter can still end up looking like Snooki, that’s me in Cosmopop.

What’s that shade that totally kills it for you? (Reply to this post or put it in the Disqus bar below!)

TAG: What would you wear if you were…

I was inspired by a funny tag in the perfume blogosphere and decided to adapt it a little and ask all of you for submissions for me to put up here.

Side note: It took me 2 days to really think it through and come up with my choices, and while the makeup I chose was VERY varied, 3 out of the 4 scents I picked came (completely unintentionally) from the Thierry Mugler line. 

Simply start with a short intro of yourself, then list the questions with your answers below!

What makeup (and/or perfume) would you wear if you were:

1. At your coronation as Queen of the World

C: Honestly, I would probably douse myself in graphic black and gold ALL OVER, a la Patricia Valesquez in The Mummy. Gold is primal, and alluring, but too much of it can kill you.

Of course, I might need to work out for months for that physique. (Then again, if I’m Queen of the World, the world will just need to bl$#@y put up with me as I am, won’t it?)

Scent: Thierry Mugler Alien. This is not my favorite perfume, but it’s certainly my most complimented one. It smells like a dark, rich hybrid-jasmine fused with some strange alien bloom from another planet. There’s a reason Christopher Sheldrake describes jasmine as a flower with “cleavage”. It’s enveloping, and trails behind you in a quiet but absolutely REGAL fashion. (Beware if you don’t like jasmine.)

Photo from: tutorialchip.com

2. An evil mermaid or siren, pulling men to their deaths in the ocean’s depths

C: Super-simple barely-there makeup with dark brows, full dark lashes, and flushed lips (all the better to contrast oh-so-beautiful against that slight gleam of ivory fangs). I might coat my body with translucent micro-glitter as well; just for my own viewing pleasure more than for anything else.

Scent: Womanity by Thierry Mugler. This scent has been likened to many things (including feminine “secretions”), which probably adds to its alien-ness and seductive edge. What I love is that it mixes a semblance of sweet normality (juicy figs) with a ozonic, sea-salt accord which smells electric and vaguely dangerous.

3. A revered witch or priestess

C: I would dearly love to surround myself with black feathers (barring any harm caused to poor Ravens of course) like the magnificent Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman. As an aside, I think she completely stole the show, and poor Kristen Stewart looked woefully inadequate beside her as a wan, frowny, gawky princess. (But that’s just my opinion.)

I would definitely go with dark, smoky eyes AND dark lips just for dramatic effect. Smoky eyes pull people in, but remind them that you’re still slightly dangerous. 

Scent: Something dark, slightly odd, and seductive as a vampire. Vintage Hypnotic Poison, with its buttery, woody, metallic tang.

4. A post-apocalyptic heroine/survivor (You’ve lost family, friends, home, everything you love, and soon you might lose your life as well. What would you wear at this point as a reminder of all the best moments in your life?)

c: I would probably only wear lipstick. What better makeup item to epitomise feminine pride and defiance? Eye makeup is very much designed to draw people in and capture their gaze and attention. Strong lipstick on the other hand, is a dramatic prop that holds people at arms’ length and says “look, but don’t get close”.

I’m wavering between a classic true red and an electric hot pink. (Maybe I’ll wear one on each side of my mouth. Who’s there to laugh anyway?) 

Scent: Angel. One of the first scents I really splurged on as a poor student almost a decade ago. Plus, it’s the ONLY long-time favorite of mine that has not be reformulated in the last decade. I consider it a “beautiful monstrosity” that fills rooms, trails for miles, and strikes ALL the wrong nerves for tons of people.

But that’s why it appeals to my rebellious side. (Trust me, if you grew up in Asia, you’ll know “normal” people don’t wear Thierry Mugler’s Angel. They wear Bvlgari au The Blanc, Elizabeth Arden Green Tea, Clinique Happy, and all the watery, cottony “L’eau”s and “Eau”s from Issey Miyake.) 

If I need to go out with a bang (or gas a roomful of Alien invaders), what better with than Angel?

Photo from thierrymugler.com

Let me know what your choices are; the shades, brands, colors, smells that you would choose. I’d love to know!

Haiku featuring MAC Creme Cup, with special appearances by Essie Not Just a Lady

Pink creme

Trusty companion of mine

Back to MAC we go

On a more serious note, I do love this nude-pink creme color. It’s my “brainless lip shade” because it goes with all kinds of eye looks and all types of outfits. The texture isn’t perfect because it does look slightly patchy or streaky over pigmented lips, but it’s not that noticeable from a distance, and the shade is lovely. 

Despite my backup, I’m still using that old broken one because I never use depotted lipsticks, and I can’t bear to just throw out the lipstick and bring the case back to MAC.

I’m determined to get down to the last dregs, even though every application is a Herculean feat of rolling-slash-lip-manouvering now that it technically functions like a ball of creamy-pink wax which happens to reside in a lipstick container. 

Les Schtroumpfs: Blue Smurfette Lips (feat. Lime Crime No She Didn’t Opaque Lipstick)
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This blue lipstick was really just for kicks and not something I’d actually dare to wear out. (I know, I’m a wimp.) I applied Lime Crime No She Didn’t Lipstick and placed a piece of Fimo flower (nail art) on top, using tweezers. 
I bought so many fimo canes on a lark last year, and never got around to using them for my nails much. (But I do love them on the face!) Now I’ve lost my slicing blade and I need to locate it… 
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Actually on a side note, this looks so much like blue cake icing, you wouldn’t believe it. Yum.

(Icing roses, pic source: polyvore.com)

Les Schtroumpfs: Blue Smurfette Lips (feat. Lime Crime No She Didn’t Opaque Lipstick)

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This blue lipstick was really just for kicks and not something I’d actually dare to wear out. (I know, I’m a wimp.) I applied Lime Crime No She Didn’t Lipstick and placed a piece of Fimo flower (nail art) on top, using tweezers. 

I bought so many fimo canes on a lark last year, and never got around to using them for my nails much. (But I do love them on the face!) Now I’ve lost my slicing blade and I need to locate it… 

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Actually on a side note, this looks so much like blue cake icing, you wouldn’t believe it. Yum.

(Icing roses, pic source: polyvore.com)

10 Myths about “Sexy Makeup”(Photo source: lifestylemagazine.biz)
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 1.  ”No Makeup” is Sexiest.

(http://www.jenniferfabulous.blogspot.com)
Okay… sure. 
Now that we’re done being politically-correct; No, most guys do like makeup. They just like it when they don’t know it’s makeup.
Sexiness, ultimately, is about being touchable and inviting to who you’re trying to attract. And super-sticky glosses and heavy, powdered base makeup is NOT inviting to the touch. They don’t like seeing things caking, smearing, flaking, or clumping. And above all, they don’t want to FEEL it.
(Would you want to rub faces with a guy if you could see foundation and thick powder all over his face and neck?)
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2. The Longer and Fuller your False Lashes, the Better.

~Snort~ A lot of guys I know don’t actually like the look of visible false lashes and thick mascara (sorry, ladies) unless they are extremely natural and undetectable looking. 
You really don’t need to look like you have a pair of hairy aliens attacking your face.
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3. Glossy, wet-looking lips are sexy.
You see this.

(toothmingle.com) 
But they see this.

(http://www.myspace.com/visions_divine_makeup)
They sure aren’t thinking about how kissable that is.
I’ve known many guys to shy away from kissing someone simply because they dread the thought of having to feel her lipstick or lip gloss. Go figure.
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4. Red lips are sexy.

(http://www.mycrunkspace.com)
Now, I don’t know about you, but I have NEVER heard anyone say that who wasn’t:
Female
Gay
Trying to sell you red lipstick
All of the above
Now, don’t get me wrong! I LOVE the look of red, red lips myself, and a woman wearing striking crimson lips will always draw my eye. But then I AM considering wearing her lip color.
Your boyfriend won’t be.
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5. Dewy skin is sexy.

(wearesolesisters.com)
Hmm, this is a half-truth. Skin that looks bare (aka not powdery) looks inviting to the touch. But you don’t want people to wonder if they will come away with a film of grease on their hands either.
—-
6. Pastel makeup is girly and pretty.

(http://allrealbeauty.files.wordpress.com)
~Cough~ Ok, next myth.
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7. Conceal EVERYTHING.

(http://www.whyfame.com)
How ‘bout “conceal your concealer”, instead?
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8. Big Lips are Sexy. The bigger the better. 

(plasticcelebritysurgery.com)
Woweee… Thanks… but no thanks. 
I’m pretty sure he can live with the fact that you are not Angelina Jolie. 
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9. Chiseled, sculpted features are to die for.

(Kevyn Aucoin “Making Faces”)
Kids, don’t do this at home. Or in front of anyone.
—-
10. You can never be too tan.

(cheapwineandpantylines.com)
Oh, yes you can.

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AFTERWORD:
So now that all’s been said; am I going to stop wearing and playing with makeup?
Not in a million years.
It’s not just about feeling sexy after all. Makeup is exploration, experimentation, and expression. I will STILL ooh and aah at the next visual of Shu Uemura’s crazy lashes and the next gloss that promises glass-like shine.
And if your guy can’t put up with you committing these makeup crimes occasionally without wanting to pull out his crucifix, he’s probably not worth your lipstick.

(horrorphile.net)

10 Myths about “Sexy Makeup”(Photo source: lifestylemagazine.biz)

—-

 1.  ”No Makeup” is Sexiest.


(http://www.jenniferfabulous.blogspot.com)

Okay… sure. 

Now that we’re done being politically-correct; No, most guys do like makeup. They just like it when they don’t know it’s makeup.

Sexiness, ultimately, is about being touchable and inviting to who you’re trying to attract. And super-sticky glosses and heavy, powdered base makeup is NOT inviting to the touch. They don’t like seeing things caking, smearing, flaking, or clumping. And above all, they don’t want to FEEL it.

(Would you want to rub faces with a guy if you could see foundation and thick powder all over his face and neck?)

—-

2. The Longer and Fuller your False Lashes, the Better.

~Snort~ A lot of guys I know don’t actually like the look of visible false lashes and thick mascara (sorry, ladies) unless they are extremely natural and undetectable looking. 

You really don’t need to look like you have a pair of hairy aliens attacking your face.

—-

3. Glossy, wet-looking lips are sexy.

You see this.

(toothmingle.com) 

But they see this.

(http://www.myspace.com/visions_divine_makeup)

They sure aren’t thinking about how kissable that is.

I’ve known many guys to shy away from kissing someone simply because they dread the thought of having to feel her lipstick or lip gloss. Go figure.

—-

4. Red lips are sexy.


(http://www.mycrunkspace.com)

Now, I don’t know about you, but I have NEVER heard anyone say that who wasn’t:

  1. Female
  2. Gay
  3. Trying to sell you red lipstick
  4. All of the above

Now, don’t get me wrong! I LOVE the look of red, red lips myself, and a woman wearing striking crimson lips will always draw my eye. But then I AM considering wearing her lip color.

Your boyfriend won’t be.

—-

5. Dewy skin is sexy.

(wearesolesisters.com)

Hmm, this is a half-truth. Skin that looks bare (aka not powdery) looks inviting to the touch. But you don’t want people to wonder if they will come away with a film of grease on their hands either.

—-

6. Pastel makeup is girly and pretty.

(http://allrealbeauty.files.wordpress.com)

~Cough~ Ok, next myth.

—-

7. Conceal EVERYTHING.

(http://www.whyfame.com)

How ‘bout “conceal your concealer”, instead?

—-

8. Big Lips are Sexy. The bigger the better. 

(plasticcelebritysurgery.com)

Woweee… Thanks… but no thanks. 

I’m pretty sure he can live with the fact that you are not Angelina Jolie. 

—-

9. Chiseled, sculpted features are to die for.

(Kevyn Aucoin “Making Faces”)

Kids, don’t do this at home. Or in front of anyone.

—-

10. You can never be too tan.


(cheapwineandpantylines.com)

Oh, yes you can.


—-

AFTERWORD:

So now that all’s been said; am I going to stop wearing and playing with makeup?

Not in a million years.

It’s not just about feeling sexy after all. Makeup is exploration, experimentation, and expression. I will STILL ooh and aah at the next visual of Shu Uemura’s crazy lashes and the next gloss that promises glass-like shine.

And if your guy can’t put up with you committing these makeup crimes occasionally without wanting to pull out his crucifix, he’s probably not worth your lipstick.

(horrorphile.net)

Japanese cosplay face, American-style! 
Photo Source: www.smosh.com
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I dunno about you, but I think the one above totally kicks the behind of the one below. It’s - FIERCE. LOL.
(Japanese version for reference, below)

Japanese cosplay face, American-style! 

Photo Source: www.smosh.com

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I dunno about you, but I think the one above totally kicks the behind of the one below. It’s - FIERCE. LOL.

(Japanese version for reference, below)


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